Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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