Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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