Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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