My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
God, I missed his penis.
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