ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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