bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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