quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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