It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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