u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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