What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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