Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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