This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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