I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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