i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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