yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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