We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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