just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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