love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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