Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Randomize
