he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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