I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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