i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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