dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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