It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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