Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Someone signed my nipple.
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