Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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