We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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