I'm lost and stupid without you.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize