just survived the first fart of the relationship.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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