used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I want her autograph on my taint
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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