You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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