I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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