check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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