How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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