Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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