I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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