i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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