and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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