The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We had to coat check the pizza.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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