So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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