Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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