nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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