I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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