Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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