I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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