Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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