Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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