He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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