My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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