does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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