Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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