Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They took my balls.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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