just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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